Gettin' crunk at the mall

I met up with my buddy in town, then got on the bus where we found a bunch of our other friends.

We trekked to the mall and ran into some chill hippies we'd seen before. They took us to their car and sold us a fat five sack. We ran into another dope hippie and asked him to grab our liquor, and he said sure. He gave us his car key as collateral for our money, so we flashed it around to a bunch of other kids and now a bunch of our friends all think we've got a car stashed two towns away :P

Anyway he brought our liquor back to his car. We quickly shoved the two 15 cases and the mickey into our backpacks; he was driving away and we didn't want the mall cops to see us. One of us scoped us out through the window as soon as he sped off though so we had to run to the other side of the mall.

So we got up on the roof and all shotgunned some beer. We ran into a couple other groups of kids smoking weed and we all got cheeched as fuck. It started to get cold though, so we stumbled through the store and went to the family washroom, which is more of a lobby than anything. There's a huge leather chair and a fat table.

We shotgunned some beers in there but a family started bashing on the door outside just as I was taking out my beer bong. My buddy picked up his sub and we all hustled out single file. The people outside were beaking us pretty hard but we just booked it.

We ended up behind this one store outside and I busted out my beer bong. We had some beats playing and we slammed back 20 of our beer in about half an hour.

As soon as we realized we were drunk as fuck, security showed up. Me and my one buddy grabbed our backpacks with the rest of the beer and peaced right the fuck out, but our other two homies stayed there and let my beer bong get jacked.

I was pissed (in more ways than one), so I burst into the Co-Op and tried to buy a pack of smokes. The jackass didn't let me though, so we called our other buddies and met up with them again. We stumbled around the mall until the bus showed up. We got on, all hammered, and enjoyed the pleasure of being able to scream and fuck around on a bus full of wasted teenagers.

Eventually we got back to my place and rolled up a huge fucking blunt, then passed right the fuck out.