Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Heinekeg

I woke up to a beautiful spring day and decided that this was the day to purchase my first Heinekeg.

I went up town and met some buddies and we took the bus to our neighbouring town. Once at one of the malls there, we met up with a buddy, gave him the money, and he went to grab us our keg. We went out and christened it, right as a few of our buddies walked up, and we all chilled for a bit.

Finally, we got onto the bus to the city. We went into the mall and cruised around for a bit, then headed out to our beer drinking spot across the highway. We busted out our speakers and vibed with these girls until the beer was gone, then headed back to the mall.

On the way there we ran into about twenty people who were all fucked out of their minds on blow. Three of them came up to us and started jittering about some party they were supposed to be having, but he was too fucked up to keep a sentence going. They all looked like they were about to shank us, too. Regardless, I got the guy's number - he called himself 'Easter Bunny' and didn't seem to find that strange.

We went back into the mall and got kicked out of a bunch of stores for drunkenly trying to pinch stuff, then headed out to wait for the bus again. We took a few puffs, then got on. The cokehead who called himself Easter Bunny got on in front of us.

We talked to him for a bit, and found out that he'd just gotten out of jail for shooting someone twice in the leg. Right after this, he started busting up a huge line right on the bus, and told us that if we told anyone he'd get off at our stop and kill us. I dunno how he would have done that though - he didn't know what day it was or where he was, and we had to tell him where his stop was.

Anyways, we got off around my place and headed over to my neighbour's. It was his birthday so everyone had a case of beer, we were already drunk but we chilled and smoked some doobs. Eventually I headed back home, ripped a couple tokes, then passed out.

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